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During one of these events, a participant was given the green material Infinitem, which could power the Earth for thousands of years. In another of these events, Carla learned about the five forces that knit the fabric of reality together, which were arranged in a pentagonal shape. One person described “full porky pigging it in a drafty dome” during this kind of event, and later (-5[1])was dropped onto a Long John Silvers with her “coot coot (15[1])and prune chute” hanging out. (15[1])These events (15[2])were recounted to (*) Agent Morris and Special Agent Fitzsimmons (10[1])of the NSA. During the first of these events, a line of certain beings took turns gently batting Colleen Rafferty’s “knockers”, while her friends (10[1])had a vastly different experience of being wrapped in light and taken to see (10[1])God. For 10 points, Colleen and her two friends were the first known humans to have what sort of paranormal experience? ■END■ (10[5])

ANSWER: alien abductions [accept close encounters with aliens; accept descriptions of meeting with aliens]
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