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This person was apprenticed to Master Aarindarius for 60 years until they were kicked out by an Evicting Hand spell to travel the world. This person’s ex-spouse, a baker named Kyrie, lives with their adopted twins in Ivyleaf. A green hag once polymorphed this person into a purple lizard, though they could still cast Feather Fall and Hold Portal. The Oracle of Sunken Valley foretold that this person would achieve ultimate arcane power by saying the right four words for all the wrong reasons. That prophecy came true when this person sold their (*) soul to three archfiends to cast Familicide, killing an ancient black dragon and all its kin including the defenders of Girard’s Gate. At Azure City, this person used Explosive Runes and their raven familiar Blackwing to delay Xykon while Roy Greenhilt was being resurrected. For 10 points, what high elf serves as the wizard for the Order of the Stick? ■END■ (0[1])

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