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From a “probability map” scribbled on all the walls in a room, this person concluded that killing the gardener Milton Greene would have the greatest potential impact on the timeline. This person experienced denial, itching, extreme thirst, and uncontrollable farting as among the seven stages of paradox (15[1])psychosis. This person was inspired by the advice “Start small. Seconds, not decades” to reverse time (15[1])a few minutes and prevent the Handler from shooting everyone in a barn. The (*) Temps Commission briefly employed this man to eliminate threats to the timeline, but he later killed their Board of Directors and captured their leader, the goldfish A.J. This person met his romantic partner, a mannequin named Delores, when he was stuck in the apocalyptic future for over 40 years. For 10 points, name this 58-year old man trapped in a child’s body, the only member of the Umbrella Academy without a name. ■END■

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