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From a “probability map” scribbled on all the walls in a room, this person concluded that killing the gardener Milton Greene would have the greatest potential impact on the timeline. This person experienced denial, itching, extreme thirst, and uncontrollable (-5[1])farting (15[1])as among the seven stages of paradox psychosis. This person was inspired by the advice “Start small. Seconds, not decades” to reverse time a few minutes and prevent the Handler from shooting everyone in a barn. The (*) Temps Commission briefly employed this man to eliminate threats to the timeline, (10[1])but he later killed their Board of Directors and captured their leader, the goldfish A.J. This person met his romantic partner, a mannequin named Delores, (10[1])when he was stuck in the apocalyptic future for over 40 years. For 10 points, name this 58-year old man trapped in a child’s body, the only member of the Umbrella Academy without a name. ■END■ (0[1])

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